While one understands the desire to remain anonymous in this blog, especially considering the contributers' statuses of "Under 21," I must confess that while abroad in Paris, France (party central, SUCK IT PARTY CZAR), I myself am not only allowed to drink legally, but in fact encouraged to do so. Every meal in France begins and ends with liquor, and for the in-between times, you have lots and lots of wine. Furthermore, you are encouraged to drink on the street, in the park, on the river, in the metro, and pretty much anywhere that isn't inside of a Catholic church or the Louvre.
So, without further ado, my credentials.
Party-Goer Extraordinaire, Wine and Malt Liquor Enthusiast, Appreciator of Generalized Debauchery, Champion Beer-Pong Competitor, and All-Around Much More Qualified Than ANYONE Who Works at the DTH to be the Arbiter of the Party:
Jesse S. Rice-Evans.
So, for the amount of time that I am abroad here in France, I will discard the status of "Anonymous" and will report all the news that's fit to blog about. For instance: "La Nuit Blanche," an all-night arts festival where you basically drink all night long and see music and art stuff. Guess what night that happens? Tonight. Be prepared for tale after tale of debauchery.
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